Because I refuse to partake in online dating. But if I didn’t at least flirt online, my fate as a six-cat cat lady would be sealed, instead of just extremely likely.

I think because guys (hardly men) are hiding behind a screen, their balls grow exponentially larger and they think they can say whatever they want.

Ahem:

Oh. Well since you were so coy and romantic about it…

I’ll take the six cats.