People often ask why I respond to ridiculous text messages/people. It’s simple: Being ignored sucks. That being said, it’s also extremely entertaining.

The names are pretty straightforward. Marriott Man is the super sweet guy who told me to “start shaving those legs.” Hates Me….hates me. I ignore and do not answer calls from those, and wino is…a wino.

I considered changing my number, then decided to start a blog instead.