So much fodder for the blog today. SO. MUCH.

Let me just start off by saying that I know the following person, and I’ve known him for 7 years. He’s sort of the one-that-got-away, but that I would never date because he always lets me know it. We have a special love/hate relationship. Which is the worst sort of like.

It’s a never-ending battle of crassness on his part and witty retorts on mine. We are a Greek tragedy. He’s a d-bag most of the time, because he has a giant chip on his shoulder where yours truly is concerned. It is what it is. Maybe some day. Until that time I live here and he lives 2.5 hours away and that’s all there is to it.

And then I got this text message:

Now, I know what you’re thinking. What a dick. Also pretty hilarious and I just laughed.

I’ve also yet to respond to that text and that was approximately 7 hours ago.

Have fun with the lack of response because I’m not even going to dignify that with an answer.

Inappropriate Example of Pickup Line via text. This is the shit I deal with.